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Tech giant unveils revolutionary AI that apologizes for misunderstandings before they even occur, setting new standard for digital assistants.

In a shocking hot mic incident, opposing political leaders were recorded having a reasonable, productive conversation and finding common ground on nearly all major policy issues.

At the 37th annual climate summit, world leaders reached a unanimous consensus that the most effective response to climate change is to issue increasingly concerned public statements.

Corporate America faces crisis as employees realize they can minimize video calls and do literally anything else while nodding occasionally.

Researchers confirm skimming headlines provides 98% of necessary context, rendering article content largely superfluous.

A-list star commits to digital detox while providing comprehensive multi-platform documentation of the experience.